Well...Damn. This is the first time I'm sad that I'm a taken gal, because Desmondo Ray is the man of my dreams. Awkward, uncomfortable, inappropriate; a true lady magnet of the highest degree. Created by Steve Baker of Taxi Film Productions, Desmondo is a man of 33 years (and 3/4, thankyouverymuch) who is on a quest for love.
He decides to set about finding his mate in a very 80's fashion: Creating a dating video profile. This mixed animation/live action short jumps abruptly from touching to WTF, and back, and leaves just sitting here wondering which direction it really wants to go. But I surmise that's mostly likely the whole point.